I watch The Bachelor!
Opening scenes with him working out. Cheesy. And explaining his heartbreak with Emily. He's handsome...that's for sure. He's a family man. At least he seems like a big ball of testosterone.
"I want to protect my woman." Hahahahaha. Primal.
At least he has (un)realistic ideals of what he'll find.
Desiree: Kinda seems like an airhead. It would be hard to work as a single woman in a bridal shop. But if all she's after is wedding vows....
Tierra: She has a tattoo on her finger. And she's fallen in love twice. She has the western twang. A Feyamily. Uh oh. She has a yorkie....everyone knows what that means....(high maintenance)
Robin: Seems promising. She sounds pretty smart. She's weird....I like it.
Diana:....And she's a hairstylist. Because everyone is a hairstylist in Utah. (: But she has a great body for having two kids. Yay for having a mom on the show!!!! Wow. She's real....sorta.
Sarah: Throaty voice. Here we go... She has 1 arm...and that was overexplained. But at least she believes in falling in love, and she didn't trash her ex, which is classy.
Ashley: Another hairstylist. Actively looking for a boyfriend? Hasn't anyone ever told her that you fall in love when you stop looking?! She has a cat...Scene with her in bed reading 50 Shades of Grey? Is that really necessary? She's crazy sexual, and it's not even sexual Wednesday...
Lesley: She sounds smart. Can't really walk in her sky high heels... But she knows he's attractive. And that's really important.
Kristy: I'm a model. Ford Models is the #1 agency in the world. Duh. Any girl that's watched ANTM knows that... Girls will be jealous of me...She didn't say anything about her views on love? Why is she going again? And final scene...getting stretched out by her hott trainer.
AshLee: Professional organizer. God help whoever you marry. Everything in her life is organized. She was a foster child and adopted. That's actually pretty awesome. She actually talked about love. Yay!
They obviously introduced the girls that are staying....
These introductions are so freaking awkward....
They just keep getting worse. Hahaha.
Beautiful yoga instructor...like WOW. Not wearing shoes. Love her already.
And then Ashley pulls a tie out of her bosom.
Robyn's lasting awkward impression.
Do any of these girls have real bodies? grrrr.
Tierra: If he sends me home I'll be devestated....you know he's grabbing your rose...jeeze.
For Kristy being a model, her hair couldn't reek more of the 80's...
WEDDING DRESS?!?!
Ashley is soooooo plastered.
And now all the roses are gone.
All my love,
Alex Shuey
xoxo
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